Is it important to have a reason behind a band name? How important is it for the audience to know the reason behind a band’s name?
I was recently (and regrettably) watching an episode of The Today Show last week where variety acts were trying out for a chance to be on the dubiously titled America’s Got Talent. One of these acts was Ball In The House, an a cappella boy band from Boston. My first thought was “This is the worst band name ever. Worse than Vampire Weekend by miles.” Of of the band members explained that their name is a reference to the title of an episode of The Brady Bunch.
Okay.
I tried to decide what was worse: the name or the origin? Luckily after visiting their website I found what was truly the worst:

The band’s image matches neither their name nor the origin of the name. The name is just stupid, the origin is goofy and kitschy, and their “look” seems to be strangely hardcore and Creed-like. It doesn’t matter how badass you are in life, if you are singing in an all-guy a cappella group and your name is Ball In The House, there is no amount of textured backgrounds and distressed fonts that will make you seem badass.
But really, Ball In The House is certainly not the only band to choose a terrible name. I know it’s subjective, but there are some names that I just can’t get past. Most of the time I think that many band names suffer from people trying too hard to be cool.
Other Band Names I Hate
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Hot Hot Heat
Fall Out Boy
Crash Test Dummies*
Bowling For Soup
Holy Fuck
The Orb*
The Academy Is…
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Staind
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Linkin Park
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Puddle of Mudd
Five For Fighting
Bat For Lashes
Archers of Loaf
Poi Dog Pondering
Alien Ant Farm
Rooney
My Chemical Romance
Letters To Cleo*
Belly*
Hoobastank
The Goo Goo Dolls
Techno Squirrels*
*I actually like these bands
And so on. I could do this all day. It says nothing about their music, some of which I have never heard. But with a name like “Bowling For Soup”, it is unlikely I would ever want to hear your music.
To bands out there… don’t try too hard to think up a “cool” name. And when you choose a name, please make it appropriate. If you’re a blues outfit, don’t pick something like “Ultrasonic Mars Rover”. If you are a dopey band called Ball In The House, don’t try to be something you’re not.
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